I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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