you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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