I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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