im gay
i know
yea but for you.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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