A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
