can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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