He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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