The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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