A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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