their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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