shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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