Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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