Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
