i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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