just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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