in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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