my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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