I look better un-naked...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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