quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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