doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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