Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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