it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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