i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
