Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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