Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Operation Purity has been aborted
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
