new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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