so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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