She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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