I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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