i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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