Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I still have a little drunk in my system
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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