I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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