If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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