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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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