Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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