youre lurking in front of me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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