I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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