Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
