I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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