My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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