they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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