DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
