just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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