So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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