OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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