my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We left the knife in your bed.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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