can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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