I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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