Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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