2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My vagina is very pro this idea
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